I'M SORRY LLAMA (parody of "Cleanin' Out My Closet" by Eminem. New Lyrics by Tim Richardson)

Yo, yo

Have you gone to the zoo when animals acted rude?
I have, I’ve seen gorillas making gestures quite lewd
Flinging dung out at everyone, son of a gun!
Show their nasty teeth, they’re laughin’, and they’re havin’ such fun
All these examples of mammals just like camels they’re gettin’
My temper flarin’ I’m glarin’ at a llama that’s spittin’
That’s it, I’m done this stupid wooly thing’s gonna pay
For hacking up a big fat lugey on my forehead today
I’ll feed it something it won’t like and stop it right in its tracks
I found a spoon and a bottle of some Ex-Lax
Look at you now, I bet you’re really squirmy right now
Ain’t you, llama? Holy cow, you just keeled over right now!

I’m sorry llama I never meant to hurt you I only meant to give you gas
But tonight they’re cleaning up your carcass
One more time
I’m sorry llama I never meant to kill you I only meant to give you gas
But tonight they’re cleaning up your carcass

Now I think I’m in deep spit
But I don’t know if no one knows it
So before they lock up the zoo gates and close it
I gotta high tail it, and hope that they don’t catch up with me
And charge me with a count or two of animal cruelty
I didn’t mean it, it was just supposed to be a big joke
I had no clue at all the thing would tip on over and croak
So I split, feeling pretty guilty inside
That llama’s face is gonna haunt me till the day that I die
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
The smartest thing I did was jump the zoo fence and then run
They would’ve killed me, hell, cause now wouldn’t you know
The very next day was the big exotic all llama show

I’m sorry llama I never meant to hurt you I only meant to give you gas
But tonight they’re cleaning up your carcass
One more time
I’m sorry llama I never meant to kill you I only meant to give you gas
But tonight they’re cleaning up your carcass